(The Best Book of Useless Information)
LOL. Just like in the Philippines!
In Kenya, people don’t drive on the right or left side of the street in particular, just on whichever side is smoother.
» Dear Meat: Dear Lady who farted in Bloomingdales,
Seriously, I know we all fart but I was going about my business getting my shop on and as I began to browse my nose furled and I knew immediately that you ripped ass. Come on it was just you and I in the area and you decide to let loose the most noxious gas my nose has ever come across. This is…
Dear GoogleScholar and GoogleBooks,
You complete me. With you in my life, I can write an entire research paper without ever putting on pants. How did I ever live without you? The library is for suckers.
Forever yours,
The pants-less undergrad
» Dear Meat: Dear Weezer,
I have been listening to your music for 14 years now, and while there have been other bands I obsessed over, and other bands I loved, none of them have stayed with me as long as you have. I grew up with you. Whenever I am sad, or happy, or just in the mood for music you are always my first choice….
